We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl year after year.

HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

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55 minutes ago

expansioned:

when people are like “what’s toaster in english?”
me: it’s english already
person: oh right - toast, toaster, the toastest
me:image

(via strangeparkings)

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13451
Posted
12 hours ago
wishlist from other people:shoes, nail polish, clothes, dvd, new bag, ..
my wishlist:money, a millionaire, money, a huge villa, money
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12 hours ago
x-spoopydragonfly-x:

daughterofprometheus:

deducecanoe:

ruthpower:

Bill Nye is my favorite
Dawkins needs to get over himself

Bam. Dawkins is a jerk.

Dawkins looks like he is being physically repelled by Bill Nye’s presence. Like Bill has this aura that pushes back assholes or something.


He doesn’t represent me, he’s a douche, go bill.

x-spoopydragonfly-x:

daughterofprometheus:

deducecanoe:

ruthpower:

Bill Nye is my favorite

Dawkins needs to get over himself

Bam. Dawkins is a jerk.

Dawkins looks like he is being physically repelled by Bill Nye’s presence. Like Bill has this aura that pushes back assholes or something.

He doesn’t represent me, he’s a douche, go bill.

(Source: scienceing, via strangeparkings)

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Posted
12 hours ago
expansioned:

Got that question on buzzfeed haha

expansioned:

Got that question on buzzfeed haha

(Source: expansioned, via strangeparkings)

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2014
Posted
12 hours ago

realterezipyrope:

person: u should like more colours

me: image

(Source: terezipyropeisdead, via trust)

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224522
Posted
12 hours ago

realterezipyrope:

person: u should like more colours

me: image

(Source: terezipyropeisdead, via trust)

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224522
Posted
12 hours ago

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

image

(via sniffing)

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613652
Posted
12 hours ago

imbarely:

you can’t spell ‘rude’ without u

(via strangeparkings)

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1839
Posted
12 hours ago

p0urtoujours:

Hearts are wild creatures that’s why our ribs are cages

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Posted
12 hours ago

HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

(via sexypapichulo)

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140974
Posted
12 hours ago

aisette:

when the person u like logs on

image

(via sniffing)

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183198
Posted
17 hours ago
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